Psst, hey Smitty, theyâ€™re watching us from the bridge. Start looking like we expected this to happen.
Winning caption by Art Smith
CIWS CHIEF: I guess we know now where that missing cleaning rod wentâ€¦
TMURPHY: So this is why a canon shell is labeled, â€œFront towards enemyâ€.
WXMAN: Well there goes our battle E!
Richman: Duct tape & bailing wire – nobody will know the differenceâ€¦..
Vagster: I donâ€™t think the wrench will fix this!