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Last One In’s A Rotten Egg!
It’s not melting!
Coming soon to a theater nowhere near you: The long-delayed sequel, “Ice Station No Bra.â€
When the C.O. said, “PREPARE TO DIVE”, I thought he meant the boat.
The first meeting of the boat’s Polar Bear club quickly adjourned
If it is true that 90% of the iceburg is underwater than I can stand on that….right?
Hey Skipper, is this a sign of global warming? Of course not, they just ran out of ice on the mess decks.
Despite the change in tasking from the original Caribbean patrol, the crew wanted to make the best of their new liberty port.
Having survived cold Navy showers throughout their careers, they knew this would be easy.
Chaplin, don’t you have to be in the water to baptize us? Don’t worry; I’ll be there with you in spirit my son.
Even “SWIM CALL†on submarine duty is crampted and crowded.
[CORRECTION]
Even “SWIM CALL†on submarine duty is cramped and crowded.
Make sure you sign the training muster sheet or you’ll be doing this again.
Now that is what I call hard water.
This gives swim call a whole new meaning.
The last one out is an Ice cube.
Hey Chief, where are all of the girls in the skimpy swim suits.
This is the worst, steel beach party that I have ever seen.
Swim Call North Pole Style
The Nukes finally out from the engineroom realize this swim call will be one for the record books.
Ok, where is the fishing pole.
The March of The Penguins reenactment was going well until the march reached the end of the road.
The anual meeting of the USS Neverdock’s polar bear club, waiting for the actual polar bear.
Are you sure we have to do this Polar Plunge thing at the Artic Circle?
They said this is what we have to do to become non-deployable, but I don’t know guys…
“Sorry, guys. No one told me the blue soap doesn’t float.â€
the new initiation rituals…is it trully worth it?
“Sorry, fellas, but how was I supposed to know that Arctic sharks like rubber duckies?â€
Sent via email Feb 21st at 4:09 pm by Kevin Ramey:
“A bad way to learn that the “papa” flag means personnel recall.”
“Tell me that wasn’t the Ty-D-Bol man who just jumped off that hunk of ice.â€
Being confronted with the “Bluenose” initiation made Pollywog Day look like a walk in the park.
“But if WE didn’t make this hole, what did?
For some things, even a “double dog dare” isn’t enough.
“Wait a minute, guys. Didn’t that movie The Thing start this way?â€
Suddenly, swim call wasn’t much of a morale booster.
This has got to be the worst port call ever.
I thought the Captain meant White Beach in Okinawa, not a “white beach” in Antarctica!
Nobody wants to be the second one in.
After an month of the showers not working, the men contemplate doing the extreme….
And just how is this supposed to “make us men”?
Penguins on Animal Planet channel made it look so fun……
*sigh* – The hole is only big enough for three of us. I’ll go back in…
Swim call, Why?
Water hours, bubblehead style.
So, who is going in after him?
All bets final, each silently contemplate backing out of the “Most Shrinkage” contest.
David Crawford
September 19, 1978 – February 19 2009
Devoted Husband
Loving Father
Lousy Gambler
HEADLINES:
“NASA global warming satellite lands in ocean”
Oh, don’t worry those bubbles are from the air pockets under the ice.
“Somehow those long weeks on patrol don’t seem so bad right now.”
“I’ll go back and get my swim suit, you guys go ahead, no need to wait on me.”
Oh man; I paid a lot of money for that Habichi grill. Do you think the guys in sonar could find it?
I don’t know about this–going underwater and being able to actually see where we are?
[CORRECTION]
Oh man; I paid a lot of money for that Habachi grill. Do you think the guys in sonar can find it?
Isn’t there a better way for the sonar guys to get experience identifying biologics?
Gentlemen, we are standing on the edge of existence just like the dinosaurs in the Ice Age and that piece of ice represents the stimulus package.
Do we tell the COB about the XO now?
I couldn’t really tell if he’s asking us to join him or he’s asking for help? there’s too much bubble coming out of his mouth.
Courage has no rank!
This wasn’t Hawaii, but maybe the men wouldn’t notice the commander’s wrong turn.
The Polar Bear went thata way if you want your Blue Nose certificate you have to catch the Polar Bear.
Dymmn…I gotta give him credit for swinging his both arms though.. but he kept on sinkin’….
Guys I know the Skipper said “Swim Call” but i think its just a figure of speach. We really dont have to go through it… Really….
The PFA swim alternative never caught on with the submarine crew, but every year the new guys try to get it going again.
Never again will we get on the CFL’s Fat Boy Program.
They say that swimming in icy water can help us lose weight. Maybe we can still avoid the tape tomorrow…