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I’m telling you Gunny, I read the manual at OCS and this was not covered.
Stuck between “I-rock” and a hard place!
Stuck in “I-ROCK” in the middle of no place!
But Gunny, they cleared it in the Dukes of Hazzard…
Don’t worry; it’s an Up-Armored unit. Break out the C4 and we can blast ourselves off this rock….
Might as well change the oil while its up there….
What do you mean change the oil? This is the middle of the desert; do you see any mechanics?
Well not all things are Army proof…
How do you want me to call this in X.O.? Call it like it is PVT; tell them we got HIGH-JACKED!
“I swear Sir, that rock was not here last night”
Not bad for your first time parallel parking PVT; after lunch we’ll jump right into roll-over training!
But there’s good news Sir! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Last week you guys tried to threw me underneath the bus and now this! What’s next….skydiving?
[CORRECTION]
Last week you guys tried to throw me underneath the bus and now this! What’s next….skydiving?
“OK. Who let Private Knievel practice with the Hummer?â€
Engineer’s practical jokes
Gunny: SSGT you let the nugget drive didn’t you.
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! You’ve done it this time PVT Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble!
I know we parked the Humvee around here somewhere.
Gunny: Well Lt that’s what I call getting a vehicle high centered.
It a bit tough to get any traction around here.
Lt: Gunny, I don’t care what you tell the C.O. as long as it has nothing to do with me driving.
Gunny: LT I told you that a Hummer was not built for rock climbing.
Are you sure that it will always point north.
I don’t think you should have called that crane operator a “pogey bait Marine”….
LT: dag gummit wheres pvt larry the cable guy
Gunny: still asleep in the truck sir
“You two lift the Hummer and I’ll move the rock.”
“See, that’s why we shouldn’t be sending Navy SWOs to drive Hummers!”
How cold is it? So cold the IED explosion froze before it could do any damage.
“I’m tellin’ ya – That rock wasn’t here last night when I parked it!”
The “Who to Blame” exercise at the SNCO Advanced Academy.
CORRECTION (I’m Dyslexic apparently):
The “Who to Blame†exercise at the SNCO Academy Advanced Course.
What goes up, must come down, right?!?!?!
Don’t just stand there scratching your head Private; get up there and press the ON-STAR button!
“I told you I failed parallel parking in drivers ed.”
When the Hummers’ a rockin, don’t come a knockin’…
The new statue in I-ROCK brings out a lot of realism to the soldiers…
Leroy, boy this ain’t Hazzard County…
No, el-tee, I don’t think this rivals that picture of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi–but you may want to try that on the old man.
Sent via email February 17th at 4:52 pm by Phil Sutherland:
“Captain, I checked the manual and it said that it could climb anything! I forgot to check to see if there was anything in there about coming back down.”
The Army’s version of the “Oversight Steering Committee”.
Iraq speed bump.
On land the Port Royal crew did not fair any better.
Jim! Stay in the back seat!
Don’t move!
We’ve got a plan.
We’re looking for a stick see.
And then…
“…get a piece of the rock…”
You CAN build a compass out of anything!
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