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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! (Hint: Brevity is the soul of wit.)
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OK, Frankenstein this is not what I meant when I said, “Shake a leg now”.
“Please, Sarge, not another air-swirly.â€
Now we have 100% participation for the annual combined federal campain contribution
The “ONE LEG MAN CARRY” is now officailly part of the physical fitness test!
Alright PVT, the next time a SGT ask you for your lunch money….just give it up!
You don’t need to go to medical….I will get that cramp out for you!
PVT use your RIGHT foot first when we do the Hokey-Pokey—-that’s what it’s all about!
Sometimes getting a hard days work out of some people requires extra effort.
CORRECTION:
Leadership 101: Getting a hard days work out of some people requires extra effort!
NEVER mobilize a chiropractor unless he volunteers.
You want to stick your foot where?
“Private Murphy, this is what happens when you quote Murphy’s Law to your drill sergeant!â€
Don’t you ever click your heels and say there’s no place like home. Son, you are a Marine, and wherever the Corps sends you is your home! Do your understand?
correction: Do YOU understand?
Okay! Okay! You’re right Gunny, the digital cammies don’t work that well…but if you must choke me, my neck is down here.
Utilizing the buddy system to stretch-out is the key to any good workout routine!
Hand to hand combat also requires hand to leg coordination for some takedowns.
Gunny you really should consider that anger management class because I am running out of body parts for you to break everytime I’m late for work!
This is the Marine Corps idea of a fireman’s carry.
Next time you tell me to shake a leg, please be more specific.
PVT there just might be a spot for you on the weight-lifting team after all; you are one heck of a DUMBBELL!
Next time your late, it’ll be your neck that gets wrung.
Are you sure you don’t have a quarter that I can borrow.
Becoming a Drill Instructor requires a lot of practice….(GRUNT TEETH) “I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!”
Put me down sir, I promise I’ll stop calling you Captain Picard!
“I hope this is the last bootlace inspection you’re going to put us through, Sergeant Myopia.â€
“To err is human, Private Murphy. To forgive is above my pay grade.â€
Re-enlistments are at an all time high due to the economic recession and some good ole’ retention techniques.
“No, Sarge. I said this endless marching is wearing out my soul, not my sole.â€
Gunny: PRIVATE when I say shake a leg, I mean it.
At his last doctor’s appointment the Gunny was told to find something to take his agression out on.
“That’s right, Private Martini. Sergeant Bond likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred.â€
A classis case of PCSD (Post Civilian Stress Disorder):
When under duress, Gunny was known to have flashbacks to his previous life as a jackhammer operator.
PVT, just because I am old and bald doesn’t mean I’m weak and dumb!
AYE, AYE, GUUUNNNYYYY!!
SOP for a chocking victim before the Heimlich Maneuver was invented!
Sorry Captain, I wouldn’t have to do this anymore if they stopped lowering BAH.
Doc I’m sorry! I promise I’ll be at the next shot call. I just hate getting that Anthrax shot.
PVT Pile found another place to hide his jelly doughnut, to bad there was a different kind of shake down.
Gunny: ” as i see it you owe me for one jelly doughnut. ” now pay up pvt. pile
new marine corps training, let’s see how long it takes for the blood to rush to your head, pvt.
the gunny couldn’t find the right slot to put his money in to make the pvt. dance!!
marine corps found a way to practice repelling with its new recruits.
” i told you my other leg was broken, now i’m getting discharged! “
” me hungry, want more meat “, grunted the drill sgt.
Gunny: ” don’t tell me i need to lose weight, your the one in training.”
name, rank, and ssn. i swear i’ll shake it out of you if i don’t get what i want.
pvt: i think you won the world’s strongest drill sgt. competition again sir, can you put me down now!!
pvt: i think if i give Sloth my BabyRuth bar he’ll stop shakin’ me.
gunny: hey you guys!! (voice of Sloth from Goonies)i think i made him go unconscious.
gunny sgt. michaels always give one extra for the core, his country, and his momma!!
I want “Change’ Corporal!!!!!!!
Well Gunny, the good news is my migraine is gone, the bad news, my leg is out of its socket.
NO HELLO KITTY BELT BUCKLES (yet)
HM1 hows my knee look?
Just like the other one…gear up!
No disrespect Sir, I’d rather just keep my hiccups.