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Ladies and Gentlemen, as Oh-Ones, Twos, and Threes, you have all been outsoursed to India.
To better support our troops, you have each been re-assigned as NMCI Tech Support agents.
The Democratic party is pushing a bill to dis-allow any serviceman from voting Republican.
Please feel free to ask me any question you want. . .And don’t worry at all about what it will do to you career.
I’m looking for a career minded Ensign to play as fourth this afternoon with Admiral Greer, SecNav, and myself. . .any volunteers?
â€œAs chief medical officer, I will now call out the names of everyone who had a positive result on the fleetâ€™s annual STD screening test. When your name is called, please come up on stage to be recognized.â€
In conclusion, let me repeat that unaccompanied tours to Guam can be career-enhancing….
Keep in mind that those of us from the INSURV Board are here to help you…
The importance of FITREPs is overstated. What really matters is how well you get along with your peers.
Oh, What was I saying?
Thank you for volunteering, the flight leaves for Iraq in 5 minutes.
Sent via email Oct 17th at 2:35 pm by John Meacher:
“…and budget cutbacks have forced us to introduce a new junior
officer watchbill for crossing guards at all base BOQ and O-Club
You have all been assigned the leadership to the SACC, Stratgic Airforce Control Command,.
You are now the Air Force Tanker Acquisition Team. Please remember to make the tanker a fully joint vehicle able to land on Carriers.
Before I accept your brag sheets I would like to talk to you about the Amway Sales and Marketing Plan.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Let me start by saying this brief will be brief. This will be your post deployment safety brief and briefly let me state that there will be no alcohol incidents this weekend because there will be no alcohol being consumed by anyone in this room.
Without further delay, let me introduce five of our honored guests who will speak briefly about their briefs.
What’s the difference between a O3 and an E3?
The E3 actually had to put in a request chit to get promoted.
Go Army, Beat Navy!
“As Chief of the Chaplain Corps, let me remind you to tell your Sailors of what is not allowed in Church…”
â€œWould all sailors and marines who may have recently had physical contact with a Hotlips Houlihan please report to the VD clinic at once?â€
Sent via email Oct 20 at 3:55 pm by Frederick Atienza:
In an effort to boost public supportâ€¦
“I am not an admiral, but I play one on TVâ€¦”
“The Air Force has been put in charge of our Nuke capability.”
As new Chief Petty Officers you will all be assigned a 5th grader to help you with your I.T. problems.
The “good news”: Tomorrow is a whole new day.
The “bad news”: Today you are being downsized.
I’m here to thank you in advance for your service in dealing with the guaranteed international crisis in first six months once the new president takes office.
“I know you all have just purchased and are wearing the new Tan uniform, but the top level brass and I have decided to go with a different color…..”
In order to encourage maximum effort toward physical fitness, the next new PT uniform will incorporate Speedos and thongs.
I acknowledge that what is asked of you on this mission is contrary to Official Policy: thus, be confident that it will be You that will be blamed if required, and I the accolades for success.
“Ladies and Gentlemen of the 10th Mountain Division, 18th Airborne, I will no longer have the privilege of leading you, as my staff has informed me that I am a Rear Admiral in the United States Navy.”