Caption Contest – Oct 2, 2008 16 By Jeff Bacon on October 2, 2008 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
When the Gunny WANTS a toothpick, the Gunny GETS a toothpick….
When 1SGT Jones’s CO suggested he take up whittling to reduce his stress level, he had no idea of the environmental impact.
Private Kraft was banished to the “widdlin” stump for not keeping his knife sharp.
When the C.O. said to Top, “Don’t take any wooden nickels” ……….
After watching Rambo, Private Smith decided to make his own weapons for battle.
Coming soon to a theater near you – â€œGrambo: The retirement years.â€
If you look real hard you can barely make out the well camouflaged Marine working hard making Toys for Tots.
“There! Now Jeff will never have to worry about slicing another golf ball into the trees,” says a loyal “Greenside” reader.
2LT Thomas wondered why the Gunny spent the entire morning teaching him to shoot, and the entire afternoon making toothpicks out of logs.
The Gunny was determined to win that wittling contest.
“What the Gunny can do with the soap bar I can do better with this here log.” said PVT Smith
Due to the 1SG’s Anger Management class being cancelled at the last minute, he decided to take his own approach after the BC asked him where he went.
Surprized, the COL asked: “How many toothpicks did he make?”
A whole darn tree and I still haven’t found that “beautiful ship model” that I was told was in every tree!
I’ve cut it off THREE times, and its STILL too short!
There’s a toothpick in this tree somewhere!