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There is nothing like submarine duty in Hawaii.
(While the Sub Commander takes advantage of no wife and lots of sun, his watch party detects a disturbance…) Sir! I see a woman by your car with a baseball bat and she’s… Oh, SNAP…SIR! I THINK YOUR WIFE…ERR…YOU’D BETTER COME TAKE A LOOK SIR!
The last words the SUPPO heard while sunbathing on the conning tower were, Sir, we’ve just cleared the breakwater, request permission to dive.
Despite the popularity of steel beach picnics with the surface fleet, they never caught on with the sub fleet
The Navy’s new recruiting scheme!
Nukes don’t get many maneuvering watches
Sent via email Aug 4th at 8:06 am by MMCM(SS) Rich Nebelski:
The New OSCAR; raising the standard on Man Overboard drill props.
Due to budget shortfalls, the Navy signs a deal with Carnival Cruise Lines.
The reason why they banned METOC Officers from subs.
The CO demonstrates his total trust in his crew.
When the CO of the Gold Crew said, “I stand relieved”, he meant it……
“let me know if you guys see the skipper coming. I told him I had work to do to avoid that round of golf”
As the disabled and adrift submarine crew patiently awaited a tow, they contemplated the poor decision to install Windows Vista. But with even greater confusion…who agreed to the embedded Microsoft contractor?
Ens Ricky totaly misunderstood the phrase
Identify the cross decked aviator in this picture
What ship riders do when their port calls get cancelled.
Sent via email Aug 5th at 8:54 am by Frank Grandau:
When tech reps ride submarines
Great look what happens when they send us an Airedale CMC
OOD whispers: Everybody sneak below…then I’ll sound the Collision alarm…
CAPTION: Nuke humor
“Man I miss the Russians.”
Chief, it looks like someones telling the new guys to set the Beach Guard watch at sea again!