Caption Contest – July 24, 2008 16 By Jeff Bacon on July 24, 2008 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday and if you win, we’ll send you free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Following his 8th month deployment, the CO knew his sleepless nights would continue.
Welcome home, dear. His diaper needs changing.
Somewhere, in the deep recesses of his memory, CDR Jones recalled an unfortunate seaman who was never able to get the blueberry baby puke stains out of his whites.
Suddenly, it dawned on CDR Smith that his birth control glasses may have been defective.
Another six month deployment is looking good about now.
CDR Smith’s progress in transitioning the idea of “fatherhood” from theory to reality was suddenly halted by the question, “What’s that smell?”.
The full impact of that romantic weekend in Ensenada before deployment was only now being realized.
As he recalled the old saw that “You’re only required for the laying of the keel, not the launching of the vessel”, CDR Jones suddenly realized that there had been no mention of the 18 year-long upkeep and maintenance period.
Just when Commander Stern thought heâ€™d finished with duty on the poop deck â€¦
Yikes, she does look like me.
Does it have a Manual or at least a 3M Card?
The CDR had finally met somebody he could not order to do anything!!!
CDR Fearless has commanded big ships and exercised authority over a great number of personnel, but this one scared him.
thougt bubble — “Don’t Show Fear. Don’t Show Fear. Don’t Show Fear.”
Hmmm, she seems to resemble Lt, Jones?!!
Sent via email July 29th at 10:26 am by STGCM John Costner:
Honey, remember that big surprise I was telling you about after our mid-deployment visit? Well, here it is.