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  1. Well, as I understand it, he’s a Green Belt and she’s a Black Belt, but I never knew this Six Sigma stuff was so violent?

  2. Early during the war, soldiers of Zion would search far and wide through the Matrix for the best combat training possible. They had, in fact, found it, but figured it would be better to settle for less-effective training that wouldn’t bruise their egos so much.

  3. Sent via email by Patricia McCurdy (Feb 11, 2008 at 2:30 pm):

    Mrs. Gunny gently reminded her husband not to shop for her Valentine’s Day gift at the hardware store again.

  4. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any worse; you go and do something like this……..aaannd COMpleetely redeem yourself!!!

  5. Sent via email by SN Blietz (Feb 13 at 8:07AM):

    PVT Johnson learned not to piss off SSGT Jackson during the marial arts demonstration… the HARD way.

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