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scoot over guys i need to sleep
After getting over his initial shock, Smithfield realized he’d seen stranger bedfellows in the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries.
Hey, put the blanket down. We’re trying to sleep here!
Come on guys, I KNOW this is your 3rd tour and my first-but YOU’VE Got Guard!!!
Gee, those insurgents must really be getting desperate
His favorite teddy bear lost, PVT. Smith was forced to cuddle with the only available options.
Doc said the chances were…
Sent via email by John Meacher
Suddenly, all the SERE training and Discovery Channel “Survivorman” re-runs came into horrible focus…
Sent via email by Patricia McCurdy
Sleep tight and don’t let the…oh,never mind.
What, me join the Air Force, the’re just a bunch of wimps! I should have my head examined!
Sgt Elias Grodin realizes that the stakes have been raised.
That’s it! I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes in this motherf***ing rack!
My apologies to SLJ.
Petty Officer Jones thought he was through Hot Racking when he volunteered to go IA.
hey honey’, kids!!! BAH is up this year….
Oh man, it looks like the SIGIR got here first!
LT Hayes realized he had two equally hazardous choices. Either bunk with the “locals” or send the gift electric blanket back to his mother-in-law.
Sent via email by Michael Bennett:
The platoon’s way of welcoming their brand new 2nd Lt.
Sent via email by LCDR Andrew Moore:
After 35 years Master Guns decides that heâ€™s finally seen the three signs of the apocalypse and retires.
If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow.
If red touches black, you’re okay, Jack.
Unless there’s a scorpion and a poisonous spider next to said milk snake. Then you’re still screwed.
What happened to my frog?
spider: How long have you been cheating on me?
guy: I’m sorry…I get lonely!
“MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOOONG DEPLOYMENT”!
where’s the croc hunter when you need him?
Sometimes it is very subtle when your troops don’t like you… others times, not so much.