Caption Contest – Jan 3, 2008

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   emilykad on January 5, 2008 10:45 pm

   scoot over guys i need to sleep

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   Colleen on January 5, 2008 10:49 pm

   After getting over his initial shock, Smithfield realized he’d seen stranger bedfellows in the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries.

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   Colleen on January 5, 2008 10:50 pm

   Hey, put the blanket down. We’re trying to sleep here!

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   MrKnight on January 5, 2008 11:07 pm

   Come on guys, I KNOW this is your 3rd tour and my first-but YOU’VE Got Guard!!!

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   fingerb on January 6, 2008 9:19 am

   Gee, those insurgents must really be getting desperate

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   Sapper7202 on January 7, 2008 8:25 am

   His favorite teddy bear lost, PVT. Smith was forced to cuddle with the only available options.

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   Vagster on January 7, 2008 6:39 pm

   Doc said the chances were…

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   Bacon on January 7, 2008 9:27 pm

   Sent via email by John Meacher

   Suddenly, all the SERE training and Discovery Channel “Survivorman” re-runs came into horrible focus…

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   Bacon on January 7, 2008 9:28 pm

   Sent via email by Patricia McCurdy

   Sleep tight and don’t let the…oh,never mind.

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    mncmbabcock on January 8, 2008 8:41 am

    What, me join the Air Force, the’re just a bunch of wimps! I should have my head examined!

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    eswauger on January 8, 2008 8:51 am

    Sgt Elias Grodin realizes that the stakes have been raised.

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    kmickey on January 8, 2008 8:52 am

    That’s it! I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes in this motherf***ing rack!

    My apologies to SLJ.

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    jwillie007 on January 8, 2008 9:15 am

    Petty Officer Jones thought he was through Hot Racking when he volunteered to go IA.

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    mbabyrasta on January 8, 2008 9:21 am

    hey honey’, kids!!! BAH is up this year….

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    Bill Platt on January 8, 2008 12:09 pm

    Oh man, it looks like the SIGIR got here first!

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    Doc Gill on January 8, 2008 1:06 pm

    LT Hayes realized he had two equally hazardous choices. Either bunk with the “locals” or send the gift electric blanket back to his mother-in-law.

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    Bacon on January 9, 2008 2:45 am

    Sent via email by Michael Bennett:

    The platoon’s way of welcoming their brand new 2nd Lt.

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    Bacon on January 9, 2008 2:47 am

    Sent via email by LCDR Andrew Moore:

    After 35 years Master Guns decides that he’s finally seen the three signs of the apocalypse and retires.

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    gpo on January 9, 2008 7:32 am

    If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow.
    If red touches black, you’re okay, Jack.
    Unless there’s a scorpion and a poisonous spider next to said milk snake. Then you’re still screwed.

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    eventfire on January 9, 2008 11:13 am

    What happened to my frog?

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21. 

    H1llwilliamjr on January 9, 2008 12:54 pm

    spider: How long have you been cheating on me?

    guy: I’m sorry…I get lonely!

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22. 

    vfcruz on January 10, 2008 4:16 am

    “MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOOONG DEPLOYMENT”!

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    b_radici on January 11, 2008 8:52 am

    where’s the croc hunter when you need him?

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24. 

    Voltec on January 11, 2008 9:38 am

    Sometimes it is very subtle when your troops don’t like you… others times, not so much.

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