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  1. I tell you what…300 is the BEST movie ever!!! I watch it all the time. Heck, I’ve even got TV screens out by the turkey pen so I can watch it while I’m working!

  2. You spent all this time learning martial arts and you let a turkey take your knife!
    What’s worse is you think it’s coming after you!

  3. Sent via email by BUC (SCW) C. Tracy:

    “They need to work off their aggression and anger. I want to be carved grace, respect, and appreciation in mind!”

  4. “I told you not to cut the giblets off our Thanksgiving dinner, Dear. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys are real and they’re out for vengeance.”

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