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Immediately regretting his decision to wear clear contacts, Sergeant Walker wonders if he should speak up or keep stirring.
Mess Specialist Morrisey realizes it’s time to hang up his apron when his oatmeal is chosen to play the eponymous lead in the base theatre’s production of “The Sword In The Stone.”
It was a short-lived experiment. The USMC version of Navy Midrats.
The Food Advisory and Menu Planning board regrets its decision to sample midrats.
Well… It looks like they are serving us that “Don’t Ask, Don’t tell” Meatloaf again.
Well gentlemen, it looks like this cook needs to redo his PQS for mashed potatotes.
To his great disappointment, Mess Specialist Bickford realized he would not be the next contestant on “Hell’s Kitchen”.
The truth is â€“ the USDA canâ€™t put their seal of approval on it, the FDA canâ€™t and will not approve an appropriate label for it, the Department of Defense canâ€™t even identify it and the Quaker Company says it was distributed before you were born! So letâ€™s just pray we all survive breakfast today so we can get out there and fight the bloody damn insurgents!
“Are we there yet?”
The infamous WMD’s have finally been found! Navy Chow!!
Mess Specialist Jones and his new field applied blast resistant agent mixture. When properly applied to the underside of a Hummer, the agent will deter blast and help the troops escape injury. Until they get in the chow line.