Now we have 100% participation for the annual Combined Federal Campaign contribution Winning caption by MM1(SS) Bonham Honorable Mentions: WXMAN: Next time you tell me to shake a leg, please be more specific. TMURPHY: Re-enlistments are at an all time high due to the economic recession and some good oleâ€™ retention techniques. astig2: SOP for a choking victim before the Heimlich Maneuver was invented
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Beware of mess-attendants, bearing smiles. Winning caption by Greg Emerson Honorable Mentions: BarefootSerpent: The mess hall version of a Happy Meal. netpinoy: As the old saying goes, â€œThe most dangerous folks on the ship are CSâ€™s with a smileâ€¦â€ TMURPHY: Crab legs and steak could only mean one thing; How long have we been extended? KirkBenson: The morning of the last day of a deployment is always a great day!!
SA Jones note to self: Suspend search for the mail buoy and devote spare time to finding 100 yards of shorelineâ€¦ Winning caption by Scott Stroman Honorable Mentions: TMURPHY: Relieving the AFT-LOOK out on a submarine has never been an easy task! KirkBenson: â€œBoy, this new mask I got for Christmas is great. I wonder if I will see anything exciting down here today?â€ Colleen: â€œIs this why Mom said I shouldnâ€™t go out too far?â€
The new Chief Petty Officer indoctrination program isnâ€™t like it used to be! Winning caption by SK2(SW) Tom Murphy Honorable Mentions: Ray Young: The XOâ€™s New Years â€œDutyâ€ celebration didnâ€™t quite work out the way he was hoping. KirkBenson: Despite his leadership by example, the Command Duty Officer was unable to convince the duty section leaders that duty on New Yearâ€™s Eve was not so bad. WXMAN: If I have to hear him play Auld lang syne one more time I will scream!!!!!
Go find the Command Duty Officer; I donâ€™t think this one is covered in the S.O.P.! Winning caption by SK2(SW) Tom Murphy Honorable Mentions: WXMAN: I donâ€™t care If you are Santa, you are not allowed aboard without a thorough search of your bag. CIWS CHIEF: The Ensign, still young enough to believe in Santa, was at a loss for words. Sierra Caddis: â€œPetty of the Watch, how do we enter this in the Deck Log?â€
Santa shouldâ€™ve asked Congress for a Bailout! Winning caption by SKCS(AW) Paul Huffine Honorable Mentions: Ray Young: Iâ€™m sure I told the Yeoman to have Santa bring me a Second Star this year. netpinoy: Dear Santa, I can explainâ€¦ WXMAN: I didnâ€™t know that Santa was an army fan. leonard430: Let me just swap the name on these 2 stockings. Navyguy: And he hung his stocking by the chimney with great care in hopes that St Nick would bring him some hair. And a special recognition goes to Colleen, who put it so well: Whatâ€™s that in the bottom? Wait…
Suspicion is aroused when the boss actually puts out a gift for someone. Winning caption by Richard Hull Can I say something? The entries this week were the best and funniest we’ve seen. Keep it up! Here are some honorable mentions: TMURPHY: Whoever thought this yearâ€™s Christmas Party was going to be this much of a blast! mjunge: SOP 4235 – All unattended packages shall be inspected by the duty Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician. netpinoy: EOD Pink Elephantâ€¦ Vagster: Those boxes werenâ€™t there yesterday! Kent & Sara Karstetter: Aunt Frankieâ€™s toxic fruitcake
“Youâ€™ve got to ask yourself one question: â€˜Do I feel lucky?â€™ (CLICK,CLICK) …Well, do ya TURKEY?â€ Winning caption by SK2(SW) Tom Murphy Honorable Mentions: WXMAN: I have had to work with some real turkeys but this takes the cake. jbix1958: Now thatâ€™s the freshest MRE Iâ€™ve ever seen! Ray Young: â€œThe Judge said, ‘Go in the Marine Corps or go the the turkey farm.’ . . .What would you have done?â€ Seanem44: “Well, I guess youâ€™re better than a private.â€
ENS Murphy demonstrates the downside of being â€œstuck in an exercise routine.” Winning caption by Allan Livers Honorable Mentions: WXMAN: Junior officers and machinery?? You decide. CIWS CHIEF: Seaman Jenkins finds out that gravity is not just a good idea, itâ€™s a law. Scott Stroman: Note to self: Set up exercise machines fore and aft, not athwartshipsâ€¦.. TMURPHY: ATTENTION ALL HANDS, STAND BY WHILE THE SHIP TAKES HEAVY ROLLS! And a tip of the hat to: SeabeeSK: Shouldâ€™a listened and stuck with the treadmill. (Yes, art imitates life. Thanks for the painful reminder Jeff.) Belasarius: CHENG makes a mental note…
I said â€œDUMPâ€, not â€œJUMPâ€! Get back on that dozer, Private!!!! Winning caption by SK2(SW) Tom Murphy Honorable mentions: CIWS CHIEF: Natashaâ€™s gone crazy! I think she smells oil over the next hill! Scott Stroman: Move out, people!!! Itâ€™s headed for the still!!! jtward: The Seabees’ experimental use of UAVs did not work as well as hoped.