We spent the day at the water park, and while we were there I came up with a few observations.
No matter how much weight you have lost, when the time comes to take off your shirt you will wish you had lost five more pounds.
There are lot more tattoos out there than you might think.
It is impossible to look graceful at the bottom of a water slide.
Not as many people are sporting “good tans” as they used to. On the other hand, farmer’s tans are still going strong.
People under 12 or so are there just to enjoy the water.
People 16-29 or so are there just to be seen.
People over 40 are there just hoping they don’t run into someone they know.
If your head is shaved, it is easy to apply sun block.
The dilemma of middle age: Do you hold your stomach in and look like a fool, or relax and let it all hang out? (There is no right answer.)
In my younger days, I longed to be older and wiser. As the years have gone by, I have come to realize that it is better to look at life through the eyes of a child. Those who do have it figured out.
Life can be tough. Sometimes it is best to just enjoy the water.