1. Name: Bacon, Jeffrey L.
13. Occasion for Report: Special
22. Reporting senior: Mrs. Bacon
28. Spouse Employment: Cartoonist
29. Primary Duties: Husband
33. Household Expertise: 2.0
(Progressing – lacks basic tool knowledge to perform effectively)
34. Command Climate: 1.0
(Uninvolved with professional development of subordinates (daughter))
35. Military Bearing: 2.0
(Progressing – consistently unsatisfactory appearance)
36. Teamwork: 2.0
(Does not take direction well)
37. Initiative: Not observed
38. Leadership: Not observed
39. Household Performance: 1.0
(Has difficulty attaining household qualifications as expected of someone his age)
40. Recommendation for next milestone: Any progress at all would be considered a major milestone.
Sub-par performer, especially during football season. Shows hint of initiative in the few weeks before baseball season begins.
In the seven years since retirement, still has not picked up the basic skills of sweeping, cleaning dishes, and garbage removal. Power tools baffle him. Apparently enjoys the look of tall grass.
Favorite retort to requests for periodic maintenance is, “Put it on the list.” Cannot find maintenance shed without directions.
Despite efforts at teaching the basics of hygiene, continues to insist that dirty shirts are “clean enough”, or that, “no one will notice.” There is substantial doubt that he still meets Navy standards for body fat composition.
On the plus side, has a pleasant demeanor. Unfortunately, demeanor changes dramatically when confronted with anything resembling work.
Recommendation: Significant Problems
Member Trait Average: 1.6
44. I have seen this report, been apprised of my performance, and understand my right to make a statement.
Statement: Regarding tools, if a remote control device is considered a power tool, I am pretty good working one of those.