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Caption Contest – May 28, 2009
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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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Uh, that low altitude, fast mover was the Captain…in his gig…returning from liberty…and he’s going to be late.
Combat, Mount 21, 100 rounds expended, gun bore clear, 1 apparent casualty. I never knew a seagull could do that.
That’s affirmative, Combat. F/A 18, painted blue and gold. And he’s got a really pretty ‘chute.
Uh, no, I thought YOU checked the firing cutouts. But never mind that. Just keep the Bos’n away from the Admiral’s barge until I’m outta here!
Say again over? CEASE FIRE, we’ve got friendly’s in the water! Who is it? It’s a school of tuna fish and looks like class just got out sir.
With one push of a button Jones accidentally killed an entire species of gulls.
Sent via email June 1st at 3:55am by Alice Huff:
”Gatling Gun?” No sir, we have no such monster!”
Catch one of the three wires and you’ll stop. If that doesn’t work, we use the barricade. And if that doesn’t work…..
Uh… Combat, Mount 22. I said range … FOUL!
Ummm…why didn’t anyone tell me the mail helo was inbound?
Uh Combat Mount 21, did someone forget to put the pin back in the loading cover? (True Story. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, it makes quite a mess)
Why PACFIREs need to be carefully coordinated around flight ops…
I’M GOING TO HAVE ME SOME FUN! Wow… Too much fun.
uhh…did you hear something?
I thought we were supposed to tell it to do that?
MT 21, combat; standby for initial fire…
combat, MT 21; I’m confused
Remember how they told us never fire the CIWS in port? Now I know why…
(Over the headset) “Looks like there’s a jam. We need someone to go over
there and shake the barrels a bit. Hey, we could get the lookout to do it.
How many hands do you need to be a lookout?” One should always ensure to
plug into the correct net.
“Scratch one GU-11”
It’s not a good day when you get one step ahead of the PACFIRE checklist…
“Combat, uh…we need to make range and speed gate adjustments. On the bright side, the whole helo crew got out . On the bad side, there will be no movie tonight.”
“Ouch!! That’s gotta’ hurt.”
“hhyymm…so that’s what happened to the pirates parrot”.
Aft lookout to bridge, did you see something that I missed?!
the last word FC3 said before capt mass.”oops”
R2D2 gets an upgrade and takes out some Jawas.