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Umm, whiffle ball anyone?
I guess we know now where that missing cleaning rod went…
“Call the EOOW, ask him if they need a new turbine.”
Maybe if we cut the barrel really short the captain won’t notice.
“Next time, remind me to check the barrel for Canada geese before firing.â€
“No spare parts, eh? Well, maybe we can leave it that way and call it the Octo-gun.”
“I know the economy is bad, but did the DISBO have to hide his cash in the barrel?”
Get the Mater-At-Arms; we’ve found the smoking gun!
Get the Master-At-Arms; we’ve found the smoking gun!
So this is why a canon shell is labeled, “Front towards enemyâ€.
I remember the Marines jingle, “never, ever, ever raise the cover with the weapon on safe and the bolt to the rear” hope that helps
Note to self: Update resume’.
We’re going to laugh about this someday, CSO. …….sir?
Why did you say being a wrench?
Correction:
Why did you say bring a wrench?
I think we missed step in the DSOT procedure…
Go find Suppo…tell him it’s his fault again.
How many times do I have to tell you, take the cap off the end of the barrel before firing!!!!
Who, gundecked the monthly Preventive Maintanance.
After watching Star Wars a year back, the crew from the USS Superbad decided to build and test their very own ‘Photon Accelerator Thing-a-majig’.
Well there goes our battle E!
Now 5 inch will not only be the shell size, but the barrel length.
Dude …I wondered where those seagulls set up their nest.
Psst, hey Smitty, they’re watching us from the bridge. Start looking like we expected this to happen.
Sure Smitty, we have a spare. But first, go tell the MT52 guys the CSO wants them to inventory all of the weapons magazines and small arms locker now.
Duct tape & bailing wire – nobody will know the difference…..
Shoulda done a “long arm” inspection first….
Man, that’s coming out of your paycheck…. Your wife is going to kill you!
You think someone will notice?
You distract the CO and Chief, I think we have a spare down below…..
A sure sign that Liberty has been cancelled.
Remember how we couldn’t find the football last steal beach liberty? I think I know what happened to it.
I think I’m going to need more tools.
Chief, I couldn’t find the Tampion, so I used a Tampon.
Wow. The banana in the tail pipe worked. I did not see that comin’.
Test fire results… Negative
I bet it will fire.
I don’t think the wrench will fix this!
Dude, step three of the PMS card specifically states “remove the bore cleaner prior to firing”.
Maybe Chief won’t notice if we just walk away from it like nothing happened…
Dang it GMG1, flash suppressors are for the small arms only. Now, put the other barrel back on before the Captain totally wiggs out!
GMC: GM2 you’ll need a bigger wrench.
I toll you we can’t fit all of the Reenlistment bonus’ in there.
Now when you said “Here, hold my beer, now watch this”, I thought you were just going to tell me a joke.
Once upon a time…and that’s how I got my nick name @#!*#$&. True Story!