Happy Thanksgiving! What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff from Military Times and the original artwork.
Caption Contest – Nov 27, 2008
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Happy Thanksgiving! What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff from Military Times and the original artwork.
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We can be friends as long as you keep that gun pointed that way!
Hey turkey ,please tell me your not not part of the troop surge. Well it’s a long story, the recruiter told me I could be in the band because I have DRUMSTICKS!
Chicken, Who are you calling a Chicken.
Let’s just go with the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy and we’ll get along just fine.
Any more lip out of you, and I’ll serve you up on a platter.
I have had to work with some real turkeys but this takes the cake.
You know that this fox hole can be converted to a barbeque pit real quick.
One more work out of you and your goose is cooked.
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One more word out of you and your goose is cooked.
Ok, let’s talk turkey.
Ok, you run towards the mess hall and I’ve got you covered.
When you are out in the open, keep your head up high.
Trust me, you won’t feal a thing.
All Pvt Smith could think of was, I am glad that I am not the President.
This is surely one hell of an improvement compared to C-rations and MRE’s. I can’t wait to see what they’ll do for Christmas and Easter!
Private Butterball reporting as ordered Sir!
I hear you volunteered to be in the turkey shoot, “No way sir, volun-told!”
Please tell me you’re a vegetarian!
Don’t worry, this is my third tour and I haven’t seen a turkey hurt yet—–just tell them you’re the new turkey in charge.
Were you part of that Blue to Green Conversion effort from the Air Force
Will we get Air Support now that we have an embedded Air Force Forward Air Controller
Those sailors back on the ship told me they were sending over “Wild Turkey”—–No offense but I thought you were going to be in a bottle.
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The sailors back on the ship told me that they were sending over some “Wild Turkey”, No offense but I thought you were going to be in a bottle.
You’re a real butterball alright.
This was not what I had in mind, when they said that they would send me some turkey for Thankgiving.
I wanted a shot of wild turkey, not a shot at a wild turkey.
I am willing to take a bullet for you Marine but are you willing to take a bullet for me?
I’m all in favor of camoflague, private, but we need to factor in some situational awareness…
With all due respect Sir, there is no way I am putting on that Pilgrim costume!
I know that the recuiters are having a hard time finding new recruits, now they have gone from sending ill-prepared marines to sending me real turkeys.
What’s Marine HQ going to send me next time, Santa Claus.
This will teach me to complain about the turkeys back at head quarters.
This is the M-16 Assault Rifle, the preffered weapon of the Marine Corps, and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you,so get used to it.
SSGT Smith pondered, how did a turkey get assigned to his foxhole? When He knows that turkeys only go assigned to headquarters.
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SSGT Smith pondered, how did a turkey get assigned to his foxhole? When He knows that turkeys only get assigned to headquarters.
Wow, so you’re saying that it’s really called a “Turkey Hole”, AND we just elected our first African American President!? What do you take me for, you crazy Turkey?! Hey wait a minute; A TALKING TURKEY!!!
In an effort to reduce the contract cost of meals for troops Iraq, the contractor decides to “cut out the middle man”.
In an effort to reduce the contract cost of meals for troops in Iraq, the contractor decides to “cut out the middle man”.
Then LCpl. Smith realized, the homemade egg nog was not a good idea.
We’re not out as far out in front as I thought….only HQ and Rear D get the fresh rations!
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We’re not as far out in front as I thought…only HQ and Rear D get the fresh rations!
To pardon or not to pardon; that is the dilemma!
This place is really turning into a funny farm. My last battle buddy was a donkey!
Sorry Turkey, this is not the place for the Presidential pardon.
Now that’s the freshest MRE I’ve ever seen!
Even if I was in the Army, this is not a turkey-hole.
Man, are these MREs really fresh!
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ (CLICK,CLICK)Well, do ya TURKEY?â€
Lcpl Jones had a strong uneasy feeling about the new guy!
I know I asked the Suppo for some beef “JERKY” not a “TURKEY”!
“The Judge said, “Go in the Marine Corps or go the the turkey farm. . .what would you have done?”
**Correction***
The Judge said, “Go in the Marine Corps or go to the turkey farm”. . .what would you have done?
Turkey thinking: I know I am hiding from the chow hall cooks, but what is your excuse?
Pvt. Jones opted for #47 the new “organic” MRE.
“Well, guess you’re better than a private”
[TURKEY]Hey sergeant, we have been out here too long in this heat. I don’t like that gleam in your eye and the way you’ve been staring at me.
[MARINE]Didn’t you tell me that you grew up on a farm and that you use to be stationed in Turkey?
“You say you’re the new Specialist? You don’t look like a Golden Eagle to me.”
[Marine] “You’re a little under cooked.”
No words; just them two staring at each other while the theme song of “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” plays on the background.