2 hours and 25 minutes and counting.
Winning caption by William Black
Honorable mentions:
Scott Stroman: Gunny Jones figured he’d have time for a quick lunch, a run to the Exchange, and a car wash before the next two nuggets had a turn.
Ray Young: There are days when even a Marine Gunnery Sergeant thinks about quitting.
nixrtkl: My retirement begins in 5, 4, 3…