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“Here’s a letter from my mother saying I don’t have to deploy.”
The XO wants this by Close-of-Business , and the other 2nd Lieutenants need me for their beach volley ball team. Would you mind taking care of it.
2nd Lieutenant Pike is about to receive a lesson in the realities of who actually is in charge of 4th Platoon.
When Ensign Jones gave the Gunny duty on the first weekend home from deployment, he learned what it really meant to be “imbedded”.
It’s been over a week since II’ve been here from OCS and I’ve noticed some things that you’re doing wrong.
Sent via email April 25th at 8:42 am by Pat:
“I corrected your spelling and punctuation errors in red pencil on this report for the Admiral.”
Here’s your report back Gunny. The XO said I did a really great job putting it together. . .Thanks!
Gunny, there is typo on my FitRep. Would you chage the phrase “Poor Leader” to read “Outstanding Leader” before it gets sent to the CO.
Great News Gunny!!! The Navy is assigning 30 Yeomen as “Individual Augmenties” for one of our infantry platoons. AND. . .YOU get to train them.
I just got my orders Gunny. Looks like we are BOTH being assigned to Adak.
Doc said I have a “bruised ego” and should not make you mad anymore. Does this mean I don’t have to come to work anymore?
Top…I notice you’re a bit behind in your paperwork. Here…I signed you up for a correspondence course in Effective Time Management.
2ndLT Smythe, per request from his Platoon Sgt, submits his first material requisition form for 3 qts of elbow grease.
Look, almost done – I can win the annual “Ensign Scavanger Hunt” if I can just find a “Gunny Punch” – can you help me out?
“I think you dropped my leave form, I found it in the round filing cabinet by accident”
“Here’s your absentee ballot, I filled it out for you to save you some time”
“Hey Gunny, I have alot of paperwork to do, can you just sign off on my CTT score sheet?”
30 seconds in the ring…30 seconds in the ring…30 secs…..
I drew a picture of you sssiiiirrrrrr, I call it Funny Gunny!
“Here you go Sarge…….you dont mind if I call you Sarge do you?”
“Hey Gunny”, I got the pictures back today from our ball last week. Here’s a real good one showing me dancing with your sister. Do you think I should ask her out again?
“I knew my name for duty on saturday was a mistake so I corrected it for you Gunny”
“I got my rebate check back from the I.R.S. today Gunny so I’m taking leave and I sign out tonight.”
“Here Gunny, I won’t be going to the field training exercise with the platoon on teusday, I have a dental appointment that day.”
Sent via email April 27th at 11:13 pm by GSM1(SW)(ret) Mike Stiern:
“Gunney, I know you’re extremely busy shuffling paperwork around, but this is my special request chit for getting today off so I can get my pet bird washed”.
Gunny would it be a bad time to ask,” If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?”
Here’s a note from medical that authorizes me to leave at a moments notice on a duty day while my wife and I try to get pregnant.
“Sorry, Sarge. Page 2,146 had a typo on it. I’m afraid they are all going to have to be initialed again.”
Here it is Gunny. I found the file in my computer in my e-mail draft folder. Am I forgiven?
I’ve been recommended for an award and I know you were not there, but I need someone to sign my 4187 cause it has to be turned in within the next 15 minutes. Can you sign it Gunny?
“I would really like to help you with that paperwork, but I’ve been put on quarters for the next 48hrs.”
“I need you to sign this release form, I’m going to try out for Military Star Search.”
“I can’t do this Gunny, you spelled my last name wrong and they wont know its me.”
As per the commanders request, my 10 favorite things I love about the marine corps. He said to give them to you Gunny.
I wrote my congressman about the messhall, wanna see it?
“I have developed a sure-fire schedule that not only allows us to sleep in and get off early everyday, but it also lets us maximize our lunch break.”