Caption Contest – Sep 13, 2007 0 By Jeff Bacon on September 13, 2007 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
This ainâ€™t Letâ€™s Make a Deal, soldier. Monty Hallâ€™s not going to give you a prize.
Just pick any door.
In their search for Osama Bin Laden, the Army realized that there were only 4 places left that they haven’t looked.
Cover Me! I’m going in.
Yes, there was only one here yesterday, but we had to act quickly.
Four of a kind beats a full house.
These units have been sitting in the desert heat for six weeks now, Private Partz. If youâ€™re going in there with nothing but a helmet, youâ€™ll find out what it means to be Army Strong.
What do you mean there were eight here yesterday, and ten the day before? Who would want to steal our little cubicles of solitude?
Advanced intel stated 3 of the 4 portajohns were at 95% capacity, only Lady Luck would see them through now…
After passing the initial testing phase, the ACN (Advanced Combat Noseplug) was ready for the ultimate field test.
The future of American “Chemical Warfare Training”.
HQ said, â€œIf you build it, they will come.â€
Congratulations. Youâ€™re the first one to arrive.
Private Jones you don’t need to use your helmet as a bucket in one of those.
That’s okay, it’s not my helmet!
Something tells me it smells better out here than it does in there. You first!
Caption Contest 9/13/07:
I missed the just-in-time training on stink bombs. You go first.
Something tells me that the grand prize is NOT behind door number two.
Sgts. Wilson and Johnson sadly realized that while they had several choices, they had very few real options.
We get more than one option.
One potato, two potato, three potato, four…
Scissors, Rock, Paper….
Minnie, Minie, Moe….
Hey Dude, Just pick one!!!
Are those port-a-potties for real……or it is just another Mirage?
Ever since Drew Carey replaced Bob Barker on the ‘Price is right’ show, they’ve had to widen the doors a bit….huh?
Do you think Al Anbar Province is thru those doors?
Wow! West Point did not prepare me for this kind of command decision.
Donâ€™t worry Chief!! When I was in OCS, they taught me to go quickly.
“Which one is the Hillary Clinton voting boothe again”?
Sgt. John- Wait wait, I’ve seen this before…..on Monsters Inc. Alright, these doors lead to the bedrooms of little kids, and we have to scare them!
Sgt. Todd- Dude, you’re losing it! Drink some water!
I’m not sure I can hold it for another week.
I knew it wasn’t the camels we smelt a mile back.
I don’t care if you can’t see in there. Its a 120 out here and a 140 in there – Don’t light that match!
As you took your seat this morning
You didnâ€™t know thereâ€™d be a warning.
The horn went off and you departed
So now youâ€™re back all broken-hearted.
The air raidâ€™s over and all is clear
Youâ€™re sure you dropped your rifle here.
You say that as you ran for shelter
You lost it in the helter-skelter.
Itâ€™s true that we can never choose
Where weâ€™ll find the things we lose
But since every stall looks like the other,
Youâ€™ll have to search them all, my brother.
This Navy IA thing is getting out of control.! Now everything has to be water tight!
Sent by email from Steve:
“I wonder what door the fan is behind?”
Mmm you had th’ fish too, eh?
Oh, so this is the Green Zone!